• Guide to making a header banner for the board

    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/11/2017 10:09 PM : Edited 08/11/2017 10:16 PM - Hide
    • What baffles me are members who go thru the trouble of making a banner but totally ignore the instructions that Hans gave on how to make them. Even common sense eludes them (should not be surprised...common sense is not very common nowadays)

      Common sense 1: Don't put your text or photo in an area where it will be obscured by site nav buttons or text.
      Common sense 2: Make sure your text is legible and doesn't fade or blend into your banner background.
      Common sense 3: Follow the fucking instructions Hans gave you.

      The reason I bring this up is because I noticed many banners that had the potential to look great, but were ruined. They were ruined simply because the creator of the banner failed to follow the simple instructions that even a retard like me could understand.
      Duh... If I can't read the text on your banner because your shitty placement is to blame, why do you even bother?
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/11/2017 10:13 PM - Hide
    • Rear Admiral Rowan Hashor posted:
      What baffles me are members who go thru the trouble of making a banner but totally ignore the instructions that Hans gave on how to make them. Even common sense eludes them (should not be surprised...common sense is not very common nowadays)

      Common sense 1: Don't put your text or photo in an area where it will be obscured by site nav buttons or text.
      Common sense 2: Make sure your text is legible and doesn't fade or blend into your banner background.
      Common sense 3: Follow the fucking instructions Hans gave you.

      The reason I bring this up is because I noticed many banners that had the potential to look great were ruined. They were ruined simply because the creator of the banner failed to follow the simple instructions that even a retard like me could understand.
      Duh... If I can't read the text on your banner because your shitty placement is to blame, why do you even bother?

      ;allthis;
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    • Local milk person
    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/11/2017 10:13 PM - Hide
    • RIP Banners.
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/12/2017 03:07 PM - Hide
    • Acceptable despite that fact that it looks like it was made in PotatoShop by a downie:

      Guide to making a header banner for the board #1


      Not acceptable despite actually being well-made:

      Guide to making a header banner for the board #2
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/12/2017 03:22 PM - Hide
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      Rear Admiral Rowan Hashor posted:
      Fire & Fury cover.

      Guide to making a header banner for the board #1

      ;kimclap;

      :rofl::potd: :lol:
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/12/2017 08:31 PM - Hide
    • Rear Admiral Rowan Hashor posted:
      Please add this cover, Hans. Thanks

      Guide to making a header banner for the board #1

      Nice one. I think she's also trying to enforce the Third Amendment.
      Heard that a bunch of f169ers were trying to move in ("be forcibly quartered") with her.
      :shudder:
      Notice only one piece of strategically placed Kevlar.:nono:
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/12/2017 08:43 PM - Hide
    • :wtf:

      Fuck you habs! Bring back the original banners!
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/12/2017 10:06 PM - Hide
    • Rear Admiral Rowan Hashor posted:
      Sorry about the Kevlar panties, Deployable...but a girl's got to protect her pussy from stray bullets.
      No need for a bra. Her silicone implants will stop a seven-six-two NATO round.

      :lmao:

      Think that there are two more shields we can't see in this pic. To protect from our troops, not bullets.
      "No Three!"
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/13/2017 11:11 AM - Hide
    • archieluxury posted:
      Guide to making a header banner for the board #1


      I LOOOOVE the golden nectar!

      Love it Arch!!!

      And for the board nazis: no dick in that banner!
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/13/2017 11:14 AM - Hide
    • Fat Angry Sheboon posted:
      Thanks :tu: I'm sure most people don't get it.

      Trust me, you're no so profound that people fail to grasp the complexities of your one-minute PotatoShop.

      :rolleyes:
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    • Re: Guide to making a header banner for the board
      Posted 08/13/2017 02:09 PM - Hide
    • archieluxury posted:
      Guide to making a header banner for the board #1


      I LOOOOVE the golden nectar!

      simple but oh so effective!
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