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    • Are there any mathor physic tards on here? If so, I need your help with some calculations. TIA
      Problem: Trying to calculate the maximum safe height that Taylor Swift could shit onto my face without causing bone / cartiledge damage, or suffocation / drowning (for example if the brown trout went down my throat with such force that it blocked / damaged my airways etc).

      My assumption (and it is only based on fantasy, not hard scientific fact, is that she could safely be perched around 80 feet above me, on a specially made chair, with a toilet seat on it, while I am strapped prone on the floor below.

      Now, I would like you also calculate three scenarios depending on the density and hardness of her Richard III's. We can assume say three different basic types.

      1. Shitting through the eye of a needle i.e. diarrhoea (obviously the drowning risk would be greatest here)

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    • Yup, fuck like a beast!
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      A blast from about fifty years ago.
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    • The DIMOCRATS keep putting ILLEGAL ALIENS FIRST, and not U.S.
      Dem Super PAC Poll Tested Using Dreamer Deal To Shut Down The Government

      Democrats conducted a poll in states President Donald Trump won in 2016 to determine what would happen if a shutdown was tied to immigration, according to a report Sunday from The Washington Post.

      A Super PAC allied with Senate Democrats commissioned a poll in 12 battleground states to determine which party would be blamed if a shutdown was tied to the legal status of dreamers. The poll found Democrats absorb most of the blame in such a scenario.
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    • Giving Up Porn For 2018
      I'm afraid that just as I am dying, my brain will come up with a porn category I haven't exhausted yet and I'll die in immeasurable regret.

      Got to taste all the world has to offer, no?


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    • anyone here hs got VR?

      You mean like *hide* that big black cock you so desperately *seek* up your rectum?
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