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    • Craigslist Champs - Valentine's Day 2018
      No, thanks. If that's the best picture she can post, she looks fucked up. She offers peanuts and wants too much, anyway. Pic.

      https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/sha/d/looking-for-room/6495709952.html

      $350 / 52ft2 - Looking for a room (Cleburne)

      I'm a 40yr old female looking to rent a room.Im ddf and very clean and tidy.I have a standout personality and love to laugh a nd make people laugh.I do have a job but unfortunately I don't have a car at the moment so would need help getting back and forth to work. I could definitely help in gas.Serious inquiries only.Thank you
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    • Craigslist Champs - 13 February 2018
      No, not unless both can "help". Otherwise, they offer nothing, and no fucks given.

      https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/sbw/d/willing-to-work-for-home/6494671597.html

      Willing to Work For Home

      Hello,

      We are two women and a house trained, small, quiet dog looking for a home. We currently have a small apartment but due to recent loss of job, are unable to pay rent. We are willing to relocate. We have stable transportation and can trade work for a stay in an RV, Mobile Home, Studio, Tiny Home, etc. until stable employment is secured. We are capable of common household chores, running errands, yard work, basic handyman services, clerical work, organization, packing and moving, livestock/ranch work. Please reply if you are interested. Thanks.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 10 February 2018
      Maybe, if she "helps". Pic.

      https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/sbw/d/just-great-job-but/6491142414.html

      Just a great job but..

      Hello! My name is Gigi l just moved from California for a great position at MGM Grand. Currently looking for a temporary place to stay (2wks) until I secure a place. Funds are low until i get paid however, I am able to pay a small portion or in increments. Offer letter available for proof of employment.

      Please contact me if you have or know of anyone that has a place thar fit these parameters!

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    • Craigslist Champs - 9 February 2018
      Sorry, Chad, you just aren't worth it.

      https://flagstaff.craigslist.org/sbw/d/just-month/6489850632.html

      just a month (flagstaff)

      Hey hows it going my name is chad, and im in need of some help in the next two weeks i plan on moving out to flagstaff to live and i have a job lined up however - this is the part i need help with - i need a place to stay for a month so i can build up income to move in too my own place or if living is just fine where i am the come up with a agreement to live there,pay rent and utilities kinda thing. i don't have much of anything really i'm practically homeless living with my mom with no job prospects, i have a job lined up and just need a roof over my head. i'm kinda doing this whole start from scratch thing. a little more about me is i have a son i really don't want to talk about it, i'm 30, i'm a professional worker i keep to myself i'm also a streamer, so after work i would probably go into my room or place and go back to work. i am just now starting to quit smoking cigs, i love animals,... o and i hate drama, i will probably just leave the room if there is any drama. please email me back if you can help me for just one month. if you can help me expect one person and one duffle bag of clothes to roof again i really don't have anything. thank you for your time.

      please email only my phone is off till some time tomorrow after i donate plasma.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 8 February 2018
      That's okay, Josh. Why don't you just stay at the shelter. You offer nothing and aren't worth anything to anyone. NFG.

      https://flagstaff.craigslist.org/sha/d/will-work-on-yard-doing-labor/6489012914.html

      Will work on yard doing labor for room and board (FLAGSTAFF)

      My name is Josh.I currently stay at the shelter.Im 26 and just need my own room and place to possibly focus on my health and save up.Id like it to be in town.I also need a place that I can cook.Ideally,I'd like to clean around house and yard in exchange for rent.ill supply my own food and everything else.I am a really hard worker.Im great with the elderly and kids and will be out of the way.please let me know via text if you might have a situation where this could work.Then,we can move to a phone call and a meet.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 31 January 2018
      She emailed me back on Saturday, saying she's interested in theory, but was asking for my pictures. But I just saw the email this morning (Tuesday).

      I sent her some pics from a random POF profile I found of some white guy who matches the description.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 1 February 2018
      About 350 miles up the coast. Start local/SF Bay area, then down south some, then Atlanta, and lastly, some places in Texas. Each day's "harvest" varies, but since SoCal is heavily populated, and so many want to live there/move there, I tend to find a number of noteworthy posts daily.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 30 January 2018
      I talked to one of these idiots with a very similar story. Said he prepaid rent, got out there and guy he dealt with had nothing gto do with the property. Tried to get authorities involved and tough shit.

      Sounds like a good way to monetize these ads while causing more problems for the problem magnets and making the world a better place.

      Of course, assuming both stories aren't complete B.S. Big IF.
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    • Android users are losers!
      500/500/500, $85/yr when Red Pocket is on sale on Ebay in Nov. Now $99.

      https://www.ebay.com/itm/132043269270

      https://www.f169bbs.com/bbs/news/520502-red-pocket-cellular-yearly-plans-choose-mo-or-verizon
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    • Craigslist Champs - 16 January 2018
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      Yeah, yeah...no "help", no housing. NFG. You cannot believe how many begging ads there are today.

      https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/sha/d/need-housing-asap-female/6462022986.html

      Need housing asap! Female seeking another female! (Nevada)

      Hello,

      I am in need of free temporary housing in a week! I cannot stay where I am as it is a toxic situation (end of relationship). I am an intelligent, kind, safe, and friendly woman who simply seeks a clean bed and safe roof over my head for roughly 30 days until I can figure out what to do as I recently moved here, so some guideance would be appreciated. I am NOT seeking any form of adult arrangement. Or sex. Or free rent in exchange (UNLESS it is legit work, nothing sexual or demeaning). And no men!!! I prefer another female in her late 20's to mid 40's who considers herself an empathetic, feminist leaning, cultured, articulate, clean living, no smoking person. Ok if you have pets or kids. Prefer private bathroom, but not a deal breaker.

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    • Craigslist Champs - 12 January 2018
      This person is as fucked up as a football bat. Pics. Believe she is just up shit creek. The more babbling the post, the more fucked up the poster.

      https://flagstaff.craigslist.org/sha/d/betsy-devos-will-not-be-your/6456604574.html

      $500 Betsy DeVos will not be your roommate (flagstaff)

      I am a disabled Veteran with MS who is a musician and designs and sews clothes for women, selling them on Etsy right now, I am not a member of the Trump administration and I have nothing to do with my cousin who is a Republican elected official in Michigan. I just want to rock and make beats and not be told I should die by agencies who are supposed to help the disabled because Betsy DeVos acknowledged on Twitter she knows my adoptive family. Yes, this has happened with many Federally funded housing agencies so. I am giving up and looking for a room and changing my first name to Oprah. I am serious about that because, well, I have a band and it would be funny and I....sigh.

      Adopted is the operative word and people need to do better things with their time.

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    • Subversive underground political clubs must be disbanded
      you don't get it anything about CIA lemon party gestapo, do you? in equality regime even war equals peace, freedom fries rapidly into free range brexit empire penal colony modern slavery, etc.. So if you grant "free man" status it's just dual use technology and at one side it's public relations activity for pride parade purposes to publicize clockwork orange colored carrot, on the other side it's targeting instrument of divide and conquer (messaging about existence of natural "unfree" status that can be subverted by Mr Hand that performs nurture such as yours), on the other side it's more of the more... So dual use technology always has more sides than two.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 6 January 2018
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      And once again you simply cannot believe how many young people seem to be on SSI/SSDI, at least when you go through CL ads. Mind you, I don't look at every CL ad, just the ones I find interesting. But neither SSI nor SSDI pay that much.

      Max SSI: https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/SSI.html

      SSDI average and max: https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/082015/what-are-maximum-social-security-disability-benefits.asp

      I would wager very few get max SSDI. Depends on earnings, and you would have had to earn a good bit to get the max.

      If these people's goal is to get that big SSI $750/month, sometimes supplemented by the state, as it is in CA, that's pretty fucking pathetic. $750/month is shit. If you are on SSI you cannot get food stamps, but you can get Section 8. And it's hard as hell to find a place on Section 8, as I see every day on CL without exception.
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    • Craigslist Champs - 3 January 2018
      Granny, believe your flapjacks are in a wringer. Pic. Old and hagged-out.

      https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/sha/d/devastated-beyond-belief/6447033697.html

      Devastated beyond belief

      I have had my surgery A very nice person let me stay in 29 palms for a liitle while but I need to leave and find something permenent. If you can help me at all Please contact me. Thank you kindly.
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    • Posted 02/14/2018 03:15 PM
    • Heads up...when they say they know the landlord/tenant laws, they'll be a real pain in the ass. Anyway, they offer peanuts. Fuck'em.

      https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/d/room-wanted/6495722178.html

      $300 Room wanted (richmond / seacliff)
      I'm a college student. I'm looking for a room to rent with a legal landlord/tenant lease agreement. I have rented in San Francisco. I know the landlord/tenant rent laws of the City and County of San Francisco. I have a good history and backround. I'm young. I have no criminal history. I'm responsible and clean. I'm looking for good responsible people I can trust. A place with a safe environment to live at as a room/house mate to rent.

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